baddest man on the planet

This fuckin guy.

This guy wandered up and informed us that he has more KO's than any UFC fighter. He is clearly the baddest man on the planet.

In a display of power he even destroyed one of his many sweet mardi gras beads.

He was unable to drum up a challenger out of the group of barely interested pedicabbers having lunch.

But he also told us how much he loves us and how he only tells the truth. Seams like a nice guy to me, we should party sometime.