the denver boot

The boot was first used in Denver and is known by the name "Denver boot". Denver has stayed true to it's roots and boots the shit out people around the city all the time.

mac'n hard

Some nights this is the only reason I go to work.

teabagging

Who's been teabagging the city?

normal

Last night I gave a ride to Daddy Warbucks from Annie and for a extra tip he gave me a jar of pickled eggs! You couldn't make up that kind of nonsense if you tried. Just another night of pedicabing in Denver.

good talk

Just hanging out at 4 am talking about science or literature or something I'm sure.

cinderella story

wee hours

hoodrat photo-bomb

You try and get a nice shot of 2 girls from Aspen and what do you get? A hoodrat photo-bomb.
This is why we can't have nice pictures.